I believe that once a week, everyone should stand up in front of a crowd
of strangers, open their arms and howl as loud as they can!
I believe that everyone should fall in love with someone of the same gender at least once in their lives
Shouldn't all work days include a mandatory 20 minute dance party?
Sometimes I tell my family that I’m working when really I’m at home watching TV in my pajamas
I also say that my feet hurt (even when they don’t) just so someone will rub them
Can we agree that all soda fountains should be replaced with kombucha and coconut water dispensers?
I believe that access to zero emissions technology should be a
birthright... and free!
I believe we should all say something GREAT about our partners every
night before bed - especially when we don’t want to!